I was going through some of the search terms that we’re showing up in, and it looks to me like we’re showing up in some pretty fucked up corners of Google. This means that you people are looking for some fucked things, yourselves. Consider this a pat on the back.
Some of the more interesting search terms I came across, along with a little commentary:
- cincinnati tits–Not sure why, but I was sort of expecting this one.
- “dress shirt with shorts”–Short answer: no thank you.
- “jean shorts” and “look like a tourist”–Yes, yes you do.
- +”socks with shorts” +”what kind”–Really? You people will search for ANYTHING.
- chili doggin–Point proven, though this might be the best two-word combination ever.
- gar hook–What? I’m not sure the word “Gar” has ever appeared on our website.
- gay man fuck man.com–Nice, guys. Nice.
- guinness chocolate beer milkshake–Holy shit that sounds good. Recipes, anyone?
- huge tits cincinnati–Thanks for that, dicks.
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Dude, that pic is gross
Agreed.
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super gross.
I think “huge tits Cincinnati” is for me. Sorry for the confusion…