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Dirty Pipes or White Ale? Bell’s Winter White Ale

This beer review is part of a gradual migration of beer reviews from jasonmcglone.com.

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0324091827 Can you take a guess?  Here’s a hint: our house came with a whole-house filtration system.  When the filter gets super-gummed up, though, our water can get to look like this in the right conditions.

So, if you  guessed “White Ale,” you win the prize: the rest of this blog post.  The pictured beer is Bell’s Winter White Ale.  I didn’t think that I’d ever had a “Winter White Ale” before, and I gotta say, I was surprised to pour the beer and pretty much see that I was about to drink a Blue Moon.  Hell, the label even sort of looks like Blue Moon.0324091823

I took a hearty whiff and was met with the smell of… air.  This beer pretty much smells like nothing.  It’s got an intriguing look, as any cloudy pale beer does, and I was excited to get into the beer.

First drink: resoundingly average.  It’s highly drinkable, I suppose, by virtue of the fact that it tastes okay, and has absolutely no finish whatsoever.  I’ve been drinking Bell’s stuff a whole lot lately, and pretty much everything I’ve had has been really, really good.  Following the Cherry Stout, this is the second so-so or less Bell’s beer I’ve had.

That said, if you’re going to drink six or more beers at any one time, this really isn’t a bad way to go, in much the same way that a Blue Moon or some other Belgian White Ale might be.  It’s a light beer, heavy on carbonation, more tasty than, say, Miller Lite, but with pretty much the same aftertaste: absolutely nothing.  Like Water.

0324091824 On the proprietary crap-to-superb scale, Bell’s Winter White Ale is a sturdy very slightly above average.  Highly drinkable, looks like rusty pipe water, tastes like a full-bodied macrobrewed light beer.  I’d provide it at a party to look snobby and not piss off too many people, but that’s about it.

 

 

 

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