Loading ...According to this Enquirer story, Brandon Mason was arrested in Colerain Township last night after scaring the shit out of some kids with, you guessed it, a gun. Well, not a real gun, but a pellet gun. But still.
Either way, this gets ol’ Brandon into the running for the impending Biggest Asshole in Cincinnati tournament. If I’m correct, this will make him thus far the youngest competitor in the field.
Good luck, Brandon! May your assholery take you far!
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That Brandon asshole is my younger brother. The stories that are being told about him are untrue and all you miserable bastards can keep his name out of your mouth. None of you know the mental problems that my brother has, nor do you know what our family as went through because of Brandon’s issues. With that said, you can stop posting things about him bacause you only know what the CROOKED cops and BIAST news want you to know.
Brandon is my son and all u damn losers have no idea that u r being misinformed from the jacked up colerain pd and the media get the correct story before u run your ASSHOLE mouths. can’t wait till their crooked asses do it to one of u. My son is not a ASSHOLE u r and u must have no life if the only thing you have to do is write blogs like this so EAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS W0ULD BE BRAND0NS LITTLE SISTER AND ALL YAL LAME ASS PEOPLE THAT KEEP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY BROTHER NEED TO GET THER FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU RUN YOUR MOUTH.!!MY BROTHER HAS BEEN THREW SO MUCH AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT MY FAMILY HAS BEEN THREW.SO ITS PRETY FUNNY HOW ALL THE PD DONT LIKE US BUT ITS OKAY BECAUSE MY BROTHER AINT AS CLOSE TO THE SHIT YOU GUYS PUT HIM OUT TO BE.!!
Thanks for the web traffic, you guys. Stay classy.
yea its me and u niggas must be some lames just to be sittin around all day talkin shit i bet none of u have went threw any of the shit i been threw the worst thing u been through is dropping the jelly out ya fuckin doughnuts on to ya $10 shirts aint none of u on dis site bout nothin i bet cant none of u fight and none of u dam sure aint gettin money so guess wat ma name aint dick so keep it out ya mouth ya digg
Behold the power of the written word!
ah ma niggah crazy.. he called today.. tryna get him to call back so i can figure out wat happened. brandon is a gooperson for real frm wat i seen wen he was stayin wit me. i don think he actually went u there to do wat the police said that he was doin. he is a tad bit crazy but he wouldnt harm any body on a serious note. but call me brandon since yu told me to write somethin on this thing.
Brandon Mason sucks balls!! Your slutty ass sister said you have mental problems!! I believe it too!! Anybody can see that you are fucking retarded after reading what you wrote!!!
You are right about not going through the shit you been through, cause your whore of a mom never beat the shit out of me when I was little!!
a brian c i dont kno who the fuck u is but thats is a good thing on ur behalf im tryin ma hardest to get ma life back on track but its lil bitches like u wat set me off i dont give a fuck wat the hell u say bout me u could call me every name in the book then tell me to die and burn in hell and i would not sweat u not one lil bit but dont u ever ever agian in ur lame ass life come at ma family wreckless they aint do shit, the reason im like this is cause of ma own ways ma family did not have anything to do wit it they always have told told me to get ma shit together and they have never not once pushed me in the wrong direction its completely ma fault im just hard headed and did not want to take there advise so its on me bra dont come at ma family crazy fool and wy u gettin on ma family wat have u done so great in ur life how old r u man like 23 and u still sit up on the computer all night with nothing else better to do than to talk shit bout someone u dont kno bra u is a lame!!! wat u need to do is go out get yaself a nice lil ride and get yaself a girl and get u some play ma guy let me guess u is got to be one of those lil nerds that wear them thick ass bifocals and a pocket protector wit hella ink pens in it even when ur not in skool and for ur fuckin information im am highly educated nigga i got street smarts and book smarts the only reason i spell and write like dis is cause unlike u i got somthin called swagga and a hightened level of flyness to ma person ya digg now i might not be able to be come a prosicutor or cop but who would want to do that bullshit anyways the cops in dis city are nuthin but fat slack off jelly doughnut eatin paid for nothin could find a criminal it one fell on there lap(NO HOMO)JOKES AND THE PROSICUTORS ARE JUST DICKHEAD CAUSE THEY ARE ALL BOUT TO GET LAID OFF HAHAHA PLUS THERE JOB IS TO SNITCH FOR A LIVING NOW I DONT KNO WAT PART OF BUMFUCK, EGYPT U FROM BUT I FROM DA NASTY NATI AND DOWN HERE IN DA RIOT CITY WE DONT LIKE SNITCHES THERES A LIL SAYING UR GEEKIE ASS PROBABLY NEVA HEARD OF BUT PEEP DIS PIMPIN……………..SNITCHES GET STITCHES YA FEEL ME
SO LIKE I SAID BEFORE MA NAME AINT DICK SO KEEP IT OUT YA MOUTH
THANK YOU WAND HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY,
SINCERLY:
BRANDON MSON
Impressive.
Brandon Mason, you need to drop this tough guy image and make love with me. Yes, I am a man, but I will make you feel complete. Me and you, butt nekkid, with our dongs hanging in the breeze. Maybe we could lay nekkid under an apple tree and make sweet passionate love. I can feel your gayness flowing through every post you write. I’m in love. My manhood swells just reading it.
Yes, Brandon Mason, from Cincinnati, I want to love you the way two men should love each other.
Make love to me. Make sweet sweet love to me.
My name is Dick, so put it in your mouth. You know you want to.
Again, impressive.
The content of this comment has been deleted due to insensitive remarks. If you can’t be semi-civil, stop talking.
Love,
Your dear editor
WTF??? I missed Angie’s comment!!! It had to be good if it was deleted for insensitive remarks after the other comments!!
Anyway, Angie. Holla at me if you wanna go get some dinner.
You need to make Brandon’s 10-8 comment an article by itself!! Nothing says man like swagga, and hightened level of flyness!
hold up now man angie is basically my mother so you aint going to be disrespecting her or my little sister, but in the case for brandon yea he does dumb stuff sometimes but i will tell you one thing for sure he can make you laugh in a heartbeat he is a good kid, but more importantly he is a good brother now i am going to ask you this nicely stop writting your vulgar comments to my family thank you
Olympus Benjerman Yancy III
You’re right!! Brandon made me laugh hysterically when I read his comments!! Your “basically” family are some classy people! I love the comments that they left. I bet their family reunions are a hoot and the people in the neighborhood just love them!!
Plus people named after a shitty brand of camera are generally assholes as well!! Suck it, Olympussy.
This internet shit is serious business!!
i just want to say i apoligize for all the comments i have been making bout mr.mason and his family let it be known that ma words have made me a complete bitch and pussy plus and asshole all in one i kno brandon can beat the shit out of me any day so i dont kno wy i talk shit when i kno im a whimp brandon is a cincinnati gangsta from c-rain (*SHOUT OUT TO NORTHBROOK*) and i feel sorry NO i pray for whoever fucks with his family once again i am a lames that gets no play im 39 years old and still live with my mommmy i have not had i girlfriend since the 5th grade and she only dated me for one hour out of straight pitty one last time i am truely sorry i am willing to be mr.Mason and his familys bitch/slave for the rest of my pittyful life if i cant be a slave then my life is worth less i am now going to killmyself bye world that dont care at all about me
brianc ha dumb bitch u finally gave up wats a matter ur feelins get hurt or u take ma advise and went a and got ur self some play im sure u gonna be back on here talkin shit cause u kno she gonna leave ur lame ass
~~~~~B-MONEY~~~~~
WOW IS ALL I CAN SAY.. THE KID REALLY DID NOTHIN WRONG.. WHAT HE DID WAS THE SAME THING ANOTHER KID DID TO HIM BUT THEY WANNA CALL THE COPS ON HIM.. THEN U GOT DA POLICE MAKIN DA STORY MORE THEN WHAT IT IS.. SO ALL YALL ON HERE TALKIN JUS TA BE TALKIN.. LEAVE BRANDON ALONE HE’S ALREADY DEALIN WIT ENOUGH.. AND AS FAR AS THIS BRIAN DUDE TALKIN SHIT BOUT MY GIRL DAT WUZ SERIOUSLY NOT CALLED FOR.. GROW DA HELL UP AND MIND YA BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!
“PEEP DIS PIMPIN…………….” Lawl! This is THE best thread eva!
Hey Lisa, 2 months ago called. They were asking where you were!
will u fags plz get a life or just jump already
fuck you lauren, i dont care how many problems that psyscho bastard has unless you and your stupid family is going to own up to fucking up there child and take the responsibility for it (jail) then shut the fuck up.
sure hes a asshole with problems blah blah blah, i dont give a shit.
hes a menance to society and he’s breaking the law and the law like my resolve isnt going to bend for stupid hippy pieces of shit like you.
its funny you dont want to take the wrap for being a big blubbering vagina that cant control one human being, yet you ask of the rest of the sane mankind to listen to your stupid plea to leave your asshole brother alone.
heres a idea lauren! how about you and your dumb fucking family leave us (society you stupid bitch) alone. whats that? to much to ask? oh but asking us to not critize you are your family is different? oh okay i’ll stop critizing you its not you fault your a big pussy. oh wait it is.
which brings me to my second point.
fuck you.
look here nigga im really tired of all u lames talkin shit wy dont yall start puttin down ur adresses and numbers and then we will see who’s the bitch i will destroy all u lames all u people are doing is talkin out the side of ur necks fuck wat yall talkin bout im a fuckin brook boy goon nigga come to colerain in da brook (northbrook) and ask any body walkin down the street bout B^~MONEY and they will let u kno wats really hood dem ask them where to find me and then u come see me and i will make u bitches call me big daddy B yurr get on ma level pussy’s burr its cold when u a bitch aint it so now u gonna cry and go tell ur mommy well guess wat i prolly know ur mommy as a matter of fact i might be ur daddy so son take ur bitch ass and put ur fuckin nose in the corner before i give your bitch ass a beaten get on ma level or quit talkin shit BITCH!!!!! B^~MONEY
You still pointed a bb gun at children, didn’t you? Why don’t you respond to the original post and tell everyone what happened instead of talking about what a badass you are? You’re what, 18 or 19? Nobody believes you. There’s not an 18 or 19 year old kid alive who’s a badass. Period.
I needed another does of this article to highten my level of flyness.