#fail: Rey Maualuga’s Sweet Whip

Seriously, Rey?

Hand it to the Cincinnati Bengals.  When people make fun of them for “earning their stripes,” the team does everything possible to come together and silence those critics.

Or not.

Rey Maualuga’s DUI bust makes him the 1,837th Bengal arrested in the last five years.  The fuzz in Covington say they caught him crashing into parked cars and a parking meter.

Maualuga is innocent until proven guilty.  But what tolerance or sympathy should we have for drunk or impaired drivers?  Let alone drunk or impaired drivers who can easily afford to have someone do the driving for them.

But the real gem of this story is what Maualuga was driving.  A 2003 Pontiac Sunfire.  Maybe it belonged to one of the two women with him.  Or maybe his Kia Rio was in the shop.

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