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“Human Magnet” is the Oldest Trick in the Book, and it’s Easy to Do. [Brenda Allison is a Liar]

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Late last week, some lady in the UK made the news as a “Human magnet.” This is, as you might guess, total bullshit. It also seems to show up as news in the UK every couple years or so. Behold:

The Unreal Universe

A Book on Physics and Philosophy

“For thinking laymen.”

This guy isn’t [...]

Remember That Bear from Conan O’Brien?

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Well, it’s pretty much EXACTLY THE SAME in real life.  Behold:
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Baseball Brawl! Reds & Cardinals Duke It Out, TCM Is There

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Well that was just ridiculous.

The fight between our beloved Cincinnati Reds and the St. Louis Cardinals underscores a couple of things:

1.) Brandon Phillips is right.  The Cardinals are a bunch of whiny bitches.

2.) He is a moron for saying so.

The Cards, and especially their manager, whine about everything.  Tony La Russa got fired up when Phillips [...]

TCM: Your Source For Videos of Children Getting Their Dreams Crushed

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The look on this kids face is priceless and depressing.  Buddy, wearing your hat like that ain’t gonna make life any better [...]

Guy Writes Unauthorized Sound of Silence-Inspired Musical, Wants to Sell on Ebay for $500k.

From the department of “Nothing About This is Sane,” some guy conceived of a Sound of Silence-inspired “musical concept” and put it up for auction on ebay.  Opening bid? $500,000.  You can, however, buy it now for only $550,000.  Look:

Now, when I say, “Unauthorized,” I mean to say that the guy’s apparently been told, “No, you [...]

Whoa. Break Out the Spellcheck, Juggalos.

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Hey, it’s the 11th annual Festival of Dumb:

I guess people are into this, but the quality (or lack, whatever) here is alarming. “Comradery?” “Helicoptor?” Shudder. But hey, Naughty By Nature’s gonna be there, so you know you’re in for a treat. Or, rather, “Treet.”

That’s not all. As you [...]